You Can't Make This Stuff Up

True story.

This week at work the other doctor in the clinic was seeing a vomiting dog. Radiographs showed a possible foreign body in the intestines. When the doctor showed the radiographs to the owner, she embarrassingly admitted she thought she knew what it was. Apparently she has several boob shaped eraser/pencil toppers left over from a bachelorette party (and this is not even the best part!). She happened to have one in her car (???) so she brought it in for us to see. We compared it to the radiograph and it was a perfect match.

So I'm thinking if said object was indeed stuck in the intestines does that make it a "boobie trap"

Admit it, you're laughing aren't you?