If, then...

If your cat weighs 25 pounds then you are overfeeding it.

If you are a physician  then you should know how important a good accurate history is.  The difference between your cat not eating for 4 days or 7 days might be important.

If you are a physician then you should understand that your cat needs to medicated twice daily even if it's "impractical."

If you are 20 minutes early to your appointment then you should not complain about waiting 20 minutes.

If you are concerned about your other dogs being in the car because it is hot outside then you should not have brought them, not left them in the car, and not showed up 20 minutes early.

If you think you have ringworm and all your pets are normal looking then you probably did not get it from your pet.  Please don't bring them all in to be "checked."

If your pet is spayed then she will not get pregnant.

If you have a fence, then your dog is unlikely to get hit by a car.

If you don't have a lot of money then you need to have your dog spayed and keep her in a fence.

And finally, a question to ponder...why are people able to find unlimited information on the internet about how heartworm or flea preventative "X" will kill your dog but somehow are unable to find anything negative about ear cropping?