A woman arrived at the clinic the other day with a question for the vet. Great. When I arrived in the lobby she warned me that it was a strange question. I assured her we get those all the time.
So her story goes like this. Several months ago their dog died and they buried it in the yard. Last night something dug it up. Her question...what dug up their dog? Really? How am I supposed to know? I suggested it was most likely another dog or a coyote. Not that it really would have helped but she didn't even bring a picture of the "crime scene." Just expected I would know what animals go around digging up carcasses. Apparently she had been researching this online all morning as they were concerned it might be "something weird" that they "needed to take care of."
Another day, another wacko.